We all learned a valuable lesson: don’t steal.
Now they say that humans are smarter than computers, but not when it comes to theft. Those little fancy boxes of circuits would make Oceans 11 jealous. So, how would you feel if some dude at work ripped off your software program and then PRESTO! magically became the head of the company? Totally jipped, right? Who wouldn’t quit their job and play video games all day. That would make me so mad that even I would dress up in glowing spandex if I knew there was even a chance I could prove it was stolen and get my life back.
Or even worse, let’s say your girlfriend’s ex-fiance kidnaps your horse and tries to kill your lady. Not to mention that when you were a baby your grandpa threw you and mommy into a coffin and shoved you into the ocean. Come on, you couldn’t write a country song that was more sad. What’s the logical solution to solving this little dilemma? Cut off the ugly-looking chick’s head, of course.
Upon learning that the two 80s classics – TRON and Clash of the Titans – were being remade, we of course had to relive the old versions before the new ones arrive in theaters. Fire up the projector, the DVD player and the kettle corn, because we got medieval at Retro Movie Night.
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